Totally Experienced

Random as hell stuff and some advice just maybe ;)

August 6, 2014 at 11:15pm

Youtube

Mkay so me and my best friend Alyssa really want to start a YouTube channel together but don’t, Like I don’t know I’m a pretty shy person….But maybe YouTube would help and kinda help me socialize? But I just wanna know if I have support for us from the amazing people that have gotten lost in Tumblr’s amazing black hole, and maybe if I show her we have support we might actually go through it :D Soo please please please, show me some support 

June 23, 2014 at 5:29pm
I imagine this big tough guy, you know your average bad boy, about to engage sex with some really hot chick, but then stopping right before and saying, “Hey hold on one second.”  *dial tone* *ring ring* *ring ring* “Hey yeah mom? yeah I was wondering, can i have sex THIS time?” *mom* “Honey no not this time, dinners almost ready its time to stop playing with your friends and come home” *badboy* “Okay mommy, see you soon” *badboy to hot chick* Hey yeah im sorry we cant do this tonight, see ya later.

I imagine this big tough guy, you know your average bad boy, about to engage sex with some really hot chick, but then stopping right before and saying, “Hey hold on one second.”  *dial tone* *ring ring* *ring ring* “Hey yeah mom? yeah I was wondering, can i have sex THIS time?” *mom* “Honey no not this time, dinners almost ready its time to stop playing with your friends and come home” *badboy* “Okay mommy, see you soon” *badboy to hot chick* Hey yeah im sorry we cant do this tonight, see ya later.

June 21, 2014 at 11:42am
Reblogged from foxadhd
foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

more like PUGpocketing

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

more like PUGpocketing

(Source: foxadhd.com, via reality-issues)

February 14, 2014 at 5:37pm

Today is Valentines Day. To most people it’s the day of happiness and love but to ME it mean that i sit in corners put my hood up and ignore the world with the help of Eminem and M&m’s. Gotta love Chocolate!!!

December 28, 2013 at 7:29pm
Reblogged from soulgems

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY LIFE

I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS NOT 2000

(Source: soulgems, via reality-issues)

6:16pm
Reblogged from 2000yr

getthisoff:

Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

(Source: 2000yr, via reality-issues)

4:11pm
Reblogged from nayx

theheadtheheartthetardis:

potterwholockchristmas:

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

Maybe that means your soul mate is thinking about you

My soul mate needs to go the fuck to sleep

(via reality-issues)

December 27, 2013 at 11:48pm

Friendship ;)

Well for a socially awkward person I feel very proud to say that I made a friend!! Yay! Well there;s a first thing for everything!F

December 4, 2013 at 1:41pm
Reblogged from inescapableillusions
fireproofdanisamazing:

mybehindthescenes:

move your cursor up and down

The amount of time I spent playing with this is unreal.

fireproofdanisamazing:

mybehindthescenes:

move your cursor up and down

The amount of time I spent playing with this is unreal.

(via danlsnotonfire)